Dean Martin Quotes

Top 28 wise famous quotes and sayings by Dean Martin

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Dean Martin quotes: The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Dean Martin quotes: I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin quotes: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
Dean Martin quotes: When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
Dean Martin quotes: Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
Dean Martin quotes: Motivation is a lotta crap. Motivation is a lotta crap.
Dean Martin quotes: I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Dean Martin quotes: We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
Dean Martin quotes: With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
Dean Martin quotes: If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful. If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
Dean Martin quotes: I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin quotes: Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this. Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
Dean Martin quotes: Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.
Dean Martin quotes: Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler. Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
Dean Martin quotes: I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.
Dean Martin quotes: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin quotes: In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings. In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.
Dean Martin quotes: I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
Dean Martin quotes: I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
Dean Martin quotes: In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
Dean Martin quotes: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.