David Cross Quotes

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David Cross quotes: If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
David Cross quotes: Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David Cross quotes: I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
David Cross quotes: There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics. There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.
David Cross quotes: You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
David Cross quotes: I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
David Cross quotes: I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic. I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.
David Cross quotes: I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible. I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
David Cross quotes: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
David Cross quotes: If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation. If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.
David Cross quotes: The best thing about me is there are no skeletons. The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David Cross quotes: I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross quotes: I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
David Cross quotes: I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other. I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
David Cross quotes: I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
David Cross quotes: As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy. As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.
David Cross quotes: Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
David Cross quotes: I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people. I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
David Cross quotes: Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
David Cross quotes: Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part. Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
David Cross quotes: You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat. You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.
David Cross quotes: So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude.
David Cross quotes: I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God. I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.