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David Cross quotes: I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

David Cross quotes: I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

David Cross quotes: I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

David Cross quotes: Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

David Cross quotes: Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

David Cross quotes: It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

David Cross quotes: If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

David Cross quotes: I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

David Cross quotes: I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

David Cross quotes: I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational.

David Cross quotes: I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

David Cross quotes: I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

David Cross quotes: I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

David Cross quotes: I recently attended a pro-drug rally ... in my basement.

I recently attended a pro-drug rally ... in my basement.

David Cross quotes: I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

David Cross quotes: I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

David Cross quotes: There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

David Cross quotes: It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

David Cross quotes: You can't just yell jokes at people.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

David Cross quotes: The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

David Cross quotes: The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

David Cross quotes: My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

David Cross quotes: I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

David Cross quotes: There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.

There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.

David Cross quotes: I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

David Cross quotes: I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

David Cross quotes: So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude.

So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude.

David Cross quotes: You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

David Cross quotes: Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

David Cross quotes: If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

David Cross quotes: Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

David Cross quotes: I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.

David Cross quotes: I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

David Cross quotes: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

David Cross quotes: Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

David Cross quotes: I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

David Cross quotes: Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

David Cross quotes: I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

David Cross quotes: As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

David Cross quotes: I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

David Cross quotes: I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

David Cross quotes: I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

David Cross quotes: I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

David Cross quotes: The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

David Cross quotes: If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

David Cross quotes: You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.