David C. Holley quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by David C. Holley

David C. Holley Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household.

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.