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Daven Anderson quotes: If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Daven Anderson quotes: You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

Daven Anderson quotes: When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Daven Anderson quotes: Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

Daven Anderson quotes: Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

Daven Anderson quotes: I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

Daven Anderson quotes: Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Daven Anderson quotes: I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Daven Anderson quotes: My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Daven Anderson quotes: You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.