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Dan Gutman quotes: If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

Dan Gutman quotes: You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?

You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?

Dan Gutman quotes: No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.

No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.

Dan Gutman quotes: In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.

In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.

Dan Gutman quotes: ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.

ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.

Dan Gutman quotes: If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.

If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.

Dan Gutman quotes: Fizz Ed is gym class,

Fizz Ed is gym class,

Dan Gutman quotes: Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.

Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.

Dan Gutman quotes: A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

Dan Gutman quotes: Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.

Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.

Dan Gutman quotes: Baseball freely admits that the sportlike civilized societyis crawling with bums.

Baseball freely admits that the sport
like civilized society
is crawling with bums.

Dan Gutman quotes: Thats the first rule of being a kid

Thats the first rule of being a kid

Dan Gutman quotes: Hey soda girl. You're flat.

Hey soda girl. You're flat.

Dan Gutman quotes: Footnote:"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.

Footnote:
"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.

Dan Gutman quotes: The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.

The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.

Dan Gutman quotes: I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.

Dan Gutman quotes: Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.

Dan Gutman quotes: Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz