Cynthia Heimel Quotes
Top 30 wise famous quotes and sayings by Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.
When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.
Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.
Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized.
Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.
A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.
Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.
[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.
We know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.
The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.
Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.
It seems to me, correct me if I'm wrong, that there are an awful lot of people in Manhattan. And it's getting worse.