CM Punk Quotes

Straight edge means I'm better than you.

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

Is he under the influence or something?

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

We have the worst security!

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS.

I am officially a member of The New Breed!

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl ... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

I am fat and I don't care.

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ...

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Best of luck in your future endeavors!

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

Can I wear your blazer?

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

I am The Catalyst of Change

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

He spilled my diet soda!

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

I am the voice of the voiceless.

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

Fix him so I can break him again!

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I'm a very goal-oriented person.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.