Don't be ridiculous. Only one of the most condescending phrases in the English language ... and 
yee naaldlooshii." "The
east was east and west was west and never the twain shall meet, and
For the first time, I understood reality could be so much lovelier than dreams.
Jessica, do you want to consign me to a cheese-less future? 
If not you, who? If not now, when? The worst thing well-meaning people can do is simply let things remain as they are. 