Charlie Day Quotes

I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.

You're happy that people are seeing your work. As for the critics, it really hurts when they knock you.

I was the world's smallest man, covered in freckles with a squeaky, scratchy voice. And I still am, but I've learned to love myself.

I am a Patsy Cline fan.

Occasionally it can be a little disappointing to see rock gods in their 60s or 70s up on stage.

I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

Writing is like pulling your hair out. You have nothing, and you can't think of anything, but you have to think of something.

Sometimes even hearing a bad idea is a great way to get to a good idea.

As an actor, sometimes you feel a pressure to change yourself from time to time.

I don't know any songs. People have asked me to play a song, and I say, "I don't know anything."

I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But "Don't Stop Me Now" is a pretty hilarious song. It's a good pick-me-up in the car.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

You do not have to be fearless, just don't let fear stop you.

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

Still when I go on talk shows, I worry that I have to live up to a comedic persona.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

Yeah, I've always considered myself a musical person.

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

Both of my parents are actually music teachers.

Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A.

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.

I've never written anything that wasn't somewhat of a collaboration. I don't know how people do it on their own.

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

In my theater days I assumed that you had to get rid of yourself to do a character well, and I don't think I was a very good actor when I did that.

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.

My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

Everyone knows what it's like to feel like the underdog. Everyone wants to be accepted. Ultimately, everybody wants to be loved.

People are demanding so much of me. They really want to pigeonhole me.

The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.

I waited tables in New York, and when you're in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss.

Actors put ourselves in awkward positions all the time.

I think people are surprised when I string two sentences together. But I had a fiercely academic upbringing.

Technically, I'm a New Yorker.

I think we're all guilty of mistaking the actors we've seen over and over again - we think we know them.