Charles M. Schulz Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.
I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born ... They said I wasn't right for the part!
I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!"
"So what else is new?
"So what else is new?
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy ... I only dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... "
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer!
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer!
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ...
How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!
Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir ... its days and its nights ... its peaks and its valleys ...
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.
Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.