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Hilarious Fat Quotes By John Rhys-Davies: I think your children are your measure of

I think your children are your measure of success, regardless of work and career. — John Rhys-Davies

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Pete Sampras: I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding,

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Rick Riordan: Like Santa's elves," Percy said. "Except evil. And

Like Santa's elves," Percy said. "Except evil. And metal. And really loud. — Rick Riordan

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Actually, before creating a family, it is necessary

Actually, before creating a family, it is necessary for a person to be already happy — Sunday Adelaja

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Philip K. Dick: My major preoccupation is the question, 'What is

My major preoccupation is the question, 'What is reality?' — Philip K. Dick

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious,

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Pythagoras: Most men and women, by birth or nature,

Most men and women, by birth or nature, lack the means to advance in wealth or power, but all have the ability to advance in knowledge. — Pythagoras

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Horace: In vain will you fly from one vice

In vain will you fly from one vice if in your wilfulness you embrace another. — Horace

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Jackie McLean: If you can sing it, you can play

If you can sing it, you can play it. — Jackie McLean

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: It's a luxury to be understood.

It's a luxury to be understood. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hilarious Fat Quotes By George R R Martin: Fat men take a cushion with them wherever

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Joan Rivers: Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. — Joan Rivers

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Jools Holland: I do so much travelling in my work

I do so much travelling in my work that my suitcase is always packed, with my passport ready. I rarely unpack, as I am constantly on the move. — Jools Holland

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Neil Peart: I try not to repeat myself in fills

I try not to repeat myself in fills in all the Rush songs unless it is something simple or something I feel is my own characteristic thing. — Neil Peart

Hilarious Fat Quotes By George R R Martin: The books will still be here when we

The books will still be here when we return."
"If we return ... — George R R Martin

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Greg Iles: Kaiser and Lenz are staring at each other

Kaiser and Lenz are staring at each other like hunters who have walked into a thicket after a lion and found a unicorn. — Greg Iles

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Douglas Carter Beane: If you absolutely had to have sex with

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be? — Douglas Carter Beane

Hilarious Fat Quotes By Helen Fisher: Hair that looks like it's been naturally sun-bleached

Hair that looks like it's been naturally sun-bleached makes you seem youthful, like you spend a lot of time outdoors. And that appeals to most people. — Helen Fisher