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Charles M. Schulz quotes: Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Empty?! You took all the cookies!""They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?""Only if you had your hand stamped ... When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?"
"Only if you had your hand stamped ...
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?! Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Love is sharing your popcorn. Love is sharing your popcorn.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another. That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word. Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Life is full of choices, but you never get any! Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm. The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere. It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it. Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born ... They said I wasn't right for the part! I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born ... They said I wasn't right for the part!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!""So what else is new? I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!"
"So what else is new?
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy ... I only dread one day at a time. It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy ... I only dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else. A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!""So I suppose you hit him, huh?""Rats! I knew I forgot something! That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it. Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Love is a letter on pink stationery. Love is a letter on pink stationery.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Why is it that you don't love me?""Sometimes I wish I knew ... ""Don't anybody tell him!! Why is it that you don't love me?"
"Sometimes I wish I knew ... "
"Don't anybody tell him!!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I'm torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy. I'm torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Never, ever, ever give up. Never, ever, ever give up.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile. I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: What happened to fun?""Our insurance doesn't cover it! What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better ... Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better ...
Charles M. Schulz quotes: We all need someone to kiss us goodbye We all need someone to kiss us goodbye
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it. It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep. I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I think I've discovered the secret of life you just hang around until you get used to it. I think I've discovered the secret of life
you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow! The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: a little offending never hurt anybody a little offending never hurt anybody
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent. Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times. Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential. There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean ... Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean ...
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often. Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me! I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you. Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on. If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life. That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... ""Five.""Five?!""I thought that was a pretty good answer! I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... "
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Aunt Marion was right ... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. Aunt Marion was right ... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from. There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back. I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly. People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time! What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: My mind reels with sarcastic replies! My mind reels with sarcastic replies!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say. There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use. Like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ... One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ...
Charles M. Schulz quotes: How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood. How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere. The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger. A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: All you need is love,But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. All you need is love,
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster. The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons! If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance. If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose.""I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me! Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck. More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir ... its days and its nights ... its peaks and its valleys ... Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir ... its days and its nights ... its peaks and its valleys ...
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: She nibbles her pencil... She's human! She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same. It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?""Boy, I hope not! Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?"
"Boy, I hope not!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him. Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Little brothers are the buck privates of life! Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are. Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black. It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Happiness is a warm puppy. Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!""That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless. Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day. It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Today is my grandfather's birthday.""How old is he?""Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes ... We now have very secure dishes! Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes ... We now have very secure dishes!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!""And then the game started! For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!"
"And then the game started!
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon. Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.
Charles M. Schulz quotes: Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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