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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?"
"Only if you had your hand stamped ...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

Love is sharing your popcorn.

That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born ... They said I wasn't right for the part!

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!"
"So what else is new?

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy ... I only dread one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

Why is it that you don't love me?"
"Sometimes I wish I knew ... "
"Don't anybody tell him!!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

I'm torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!

Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better ...

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

I think I've discovered the secret of life
you just hang around until you get used to it.

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

a little offending never hurt anybody

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean ...

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... "
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

Aunt Marion was right ... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ...

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

All you need is love,
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.

Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir ... its days and its nights ... its peaks and its valleys ...

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?"
"Boy, I hope not!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.

Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes ... We now have very secure dishes!

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!"
"And then the game started!

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.