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Carroll Bryant quotes: Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Carroll Bryant quotes: You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.

You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant quotes: The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

Carroll Bryant quotes: One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example

Carroll Bryant quotes: Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Carroll Bryant quotes: It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.

It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Carroll Bryant quotes: All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

Carroll Bryant quotes: If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.

If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.

Carroll Bryant quotes: In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.

In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.

Carroll Bryant quotes: We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.

We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.

Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.

Carroll Bryant quotes: The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

Carroll Bryant quotes: I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

Carroll Bryant quotes: The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Carroll Bryant quotes: To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

Carroll Bryant quotes: The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

Carroll Bryant quotes: You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.

You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Carroll Bryant quotes: The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.

The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.

Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.

Carroll Bryant quotes: You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.

You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.

Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.

Carroll Bryant quotes: You are the guiding star of someone's existence

You are the guiding star of someone's existence

Carroll Bryant quotes: Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.

Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Carroll Bryant quotes: I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Carroll Bryant quotes: When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.

Carroll Bryant quotes: No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

Carroll Bryant quotes: This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

Carroll Bryant quotes: There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

Carroll Bryant quotes: How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

Carroll Bryant quotes: You are the only one who can.

You are the only one who can.

Carroll Bryant quotes: If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

Carroll Bryant quotes: The last word of love is ... goodbye.

The last word of love is ... goodbye.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

Carroll Bryant quotes: A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.

Carroll Bryant quotes: If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.

If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.

Carroll Bryant quotes: I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

Carroll Bryant quotes: I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

Carroll Bryant quotes: You are evil woman, just plain evil.

You are evil woman, just plain evil.

Carroll Bryant quotes: I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.

Carroll Bryant quotes: Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

Carroll Bryant quotes: Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Carroll Bryant quotes: What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Carroll Bryant quotes: He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.