Carroll Bryant Quotes

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.

In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.

We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.

Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.

The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.

You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.

Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.

You are the guiding star of someone's existence

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

You are the only one who can.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

The last word of love is ... goodbye.

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.

If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

You are evil woman, just plain evil.

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.