Carroll Bryant Quotes

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Carroll Bryant quotes: I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
Carroll Bryant quotes: When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing. When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
Carroll Bryant quotes: No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it. No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
Carroll Bryant quotes: This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that. This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.
Carroll Bryant quotes: There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
Carroll Bryant quotes: How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
Carroll Bryant quotes: You are the only one who can. You are the only one who can.
Carroll Bryant quotes: If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you. If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
Carroll Bryant quotes: The last word of love is ... goodbye. The last word of love is ... goodbye.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death. Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened? Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
Carroll Bryant quotes: If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter. If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
Carroll Bryant quotes: I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I. I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
Carroll Bryant quotes: I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them. I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
Carroll Bryant quotes: You are evil woman, just plain evil. You are evil woman, just plain evil.
Carroll Bryant quotes: I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me. I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.
Carroll Bryant quotes: You cannot prevent a war by starting a war. You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it! Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
Carroll Bryant quotes: Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you. Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
Carroll Bryant quotes: What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
Carroll Bryant quotes: He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke. He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
Carroll Bryant quotes: A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it. A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you're going to regret it.
Carroll Bryant quotes: The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance. The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.
Carroll Bryant quotes: To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart? To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
Carroll Bryant quotes: Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Carroll Bryant quotes: The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are. The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Today I feel like I did tomorrow. Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
Carroll Bryant quotes: The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do. The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be. Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny. Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion. Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
Carroll Bryant quotes: You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick. You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality. Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.
Carroll Bryant quotes: You are the guiding star of someone's existence You are the guiding star of someone's existence
Carroll Bryant quotes: Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying. Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
Carroll Bryant quotes: Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation. Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.