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Buddy Hackett quotes: Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I used to like to dig myself a hole just to see how long it took to get out of it.

I used to like to dig myself a hole just to see how long it took to get out of it.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I'm an actor. I want to do drama.

I'm an actor. I want to do drama.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

Buddy Hackett quotes: Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Buddy Hackett quotes: You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.

You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.

Buddy Hackett quotes: If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

Buddy Hackett quotes: When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down.

When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down.

Buddy Hackett quotes: Don't carry a grudge; while you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing.

Don't carry a grudge; while you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

Buddy Hackett quotes: There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular.

There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I was born to be funny.

I was born to be funny.

Buddy Hackett quotes: A comic, you have to be looking down at him. My favorite rooms, the audience is above the stage, stadium-style.

A comic, you have to be looking down at him. My favorite rooms, the audience is above the stage, stadium-style.

Buddy Hackett quotes: I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

Buddy Hackett quotes: My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett quotes: Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?

Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?

Buddy Hackett quotes: My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

Buddy Hackett quotes: The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it

Buddy Hackett quotes: A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

Buddy Hackett quotes: What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.