Marty Feldman Quotes
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Marty Feldman Quotes & Sayings
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Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.
— Marty Feldman
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
— Marty Feldman
It could be worse... It could be raining
— Marty Feldman
I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
— Marty Feldman
I can't believe my eyes.
— Marty Feldman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
— Marty Feldman
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
— Marty Feldman
Money can't buy poverty.
— Marty Feldman
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
— Marty Feldman
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
— Marty Feldman