Blake Shelton Quotes

The Grand Ole Opry is an artist, and I am proud to be one of its songs.

I do know a good singer when I hear one.

I'm a country artist first and just happen to be on television doing it.

I like bubble baths.

Country music has to evolve in order to survive.

There's something actually more intimidating about playing a small, intimate room. Your mistakes are that much more under the microscope.

Because of Twitter, I think people know most every single thing about me. I don't know if there's anything that would surprise people about me.

I have family in Oklahoma City.

As a country singer, there is only one place you dream of playing in your lifetime, and that is the Grand Ole Opry House.

I never really saw myself doing a Super Bowl promo.

I'm not that crazy about how some of the men dress in Los Angeles.

Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!

If you're callin' about my heart, it's still yours.

I talked to Carolyn Dawn Johnson about doing a duet with her a few times, and we just haven't gotten it done.

I stand by the stuff I say, even the really stupid stuff. I'll find a way to justify it.

If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.

I tell you what: when you are getting married to Miranda Lambert, you're going to make time for whatever she wants.

If I had to choose my best day ever, my finest hour, my wildest dream come true, mine would be you.

I moved to Nashville at 17 to make music, and since then I've put everything I have into doing it right.

My fans, country radio, friends, family, you name it - they know I love to perform.

I'm good at anything that's country - biscuits, gravy, chicken-fried steak. Look at me, for God's sake. I cook what I like to eat.

Jason Aldean is actually probably a really good rapper. He sounds like it to me.

Nobody's gonna beat Taylor Swift in a fan-voted thing. And nobody should, by the way.

I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.

Shoot, man, I love everybody! I don't have time to hate.

When I think about the songs I might record, I ask myself, 'Can I picture anybody I know back home sitting in their truck cranking this up?'

You'll be my glass of wine
I'll be your shot of whiskey

Your relationship should erase your tears, not your smile.

That's when the dream is so far off it seems like it will never happen. It can be most anything you want it to be.

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath.

Come a little closer, love the way you look tonight
My eyes are the only thing I don't wanna take off of you

Maroon 5 are worldwide stars.

I want to stand for something, and it's probably going to be something that some people stand against.

If you're not offending one group of people, you're not entertaining the other.

I think the worst thing you can do is blend in. Why would you ever want to blend in?

I've driven in L.A. probably three times. I'm a slug in L.A.

Never touch another man's button.

I didn't grow up playing video games. I grew up catching crawdads in the creek and minnows and lizards and snakes.

To me, what makes an artist is a unique personality that they're not afraid to let show.

I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record.

No, I don't think I'm ever going to get serious.

The wussiest thing a guy can do is drive a clean truck. Dents, scratches and mud - that's manly.

My fans are the best; I love hanging with them.

My critics are pretty tough. I've never been one of the music industry's pets.

I've only had one platinum album, and it's 'Red River Blue'.

I probably have the crappiest tattoo - not only in country music - but maybe the world.

Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement Nobody wants to listen to their grandpas music.

God-dang-it, country music is my heart.

Raffles are no fun.

For the life of me, I'll never understand how you can be an artist but not want people to understand who you are as a person.

I'm not too big on cats, and sometimes I'll say something like that, and people get so mad at me. But the truth is, I don't care if they get mad.

Wait a second. Don't take my vibrations away.

I've never played it safe on my own music.

I hate pigs. I hate goats.

Full-face helmets look stupid.

Stop using the word 'bromance.' Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship!

I don't give a crap about clowns.

I think every cute girl is told to move to L.A. someday. So I do like the drive over from my house to the studio.

I totally remove myself from any costumes, wardrobe, any choreography. I could care less about that stuff.

I grew up listening to 1980s country music, mostly. Early '90s. That time period was my favorite.

I don't ask other artists for too much advice.

The Doobie Brothers' 'What a Fool Believes' makes me want to move. And I still haven't gotten over the Macarena. Who has?

I've spent a lifetime in love with country music.

Every day, somebody has a song they want you to hear, and you're stupid if you don't listen to it because you never know what you may find.

My life has been an open book, for better or for worse.

AT&T sucks. There's no excuse for being in downtown Los Angeles, and your phone loses service. That's ridiculous.

I'd love to have a big old hug with Richard Simmons.

If there's one thing special about me, it's that I seem familiar. People feel like I live next door.

One of my all-time favorite country singers is a guy named Conway Twitty.

In country music, one of the ways we may have gone wrong in the past is trying to be politically correct all the time.

I always wished I had a song like that George Strait song, 'The Chair', 'cause it's basically just a guy trying to pick up a girl at a bar.

It is one of the most validating things for an artist like me, to have people sing along to your songs.

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside.

I'm very content with my life. I mean, who wouldn't be?

I'm not that smart, but I'm smart enough to know that if Usher wants to help you, you let him.

I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.

I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no.

God gave me you for the ups and downs and days of doubts.

Cee Lo is the coolest human being I have ever met in my life.

If you're in the public eye, people are going to take shots at you.

One thing that you can't fake is chemistry.

Learning to not be selfish is what has changed in me the most since being married.

There needs to be an app that edits what I say versus what I want to say.

I think that men should wear shoes that if there's an emergency, they're gonna be able to help.

One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don't want to do that. I've got to be different.

If we had known our love would come to this we could have saved our hearts the hurt of wasted years.

I had so much fun playing songs from 'Based On A True Story ... ' and getting to see the crowd's reaction to those songs was unforgettable.

Anytime that the Arizona Cardinals play football, I scream at the top of my lungs at the television. And I have certain dances that I do.

The only thing you can do to make catfish edible is fry them.

I'm never going to listen to someone trash my wife.

...lookin' like a high I wanna be on

I'm not the kind of person who thrives in 'the scene.'

I hate reality shows. But if I had to be on one, I'd have to say 'Realtree Road Trips' on the Outdoor Channel.

My favorite thing about Los Angeles is there are businesses that you can call, and they will deliver groceries to your house.

Sitcoms, I always figured that would be an easy gig, but man, it is not.

I get the same feeling walking into the Opry House as I do when I see one of my heroes.

Going to college and studying music is not a bad idea at all. I don't know if you can go to college and be taught heart.

My favorite songs to sing have always been songs about regret. I don't know why that is, but to me, that's country music.

I love my band - they are the best out there, and I wouldn't want to perform with anyone else.