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Brian Celio quotes: I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Brian Celio quotes: Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Brian Celio quotes: The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

Brian Celio quotes: Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Brian Celio quotes: You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

Brian Celio quotes: Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Brian Celio quotes: Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Brian Celio quotes: Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Brian Celio quotes: Let me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.

Let me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.

Brian Celio quotes: I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Brian Celio quotes: Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Brian Celio quotes: I wish my nose would blow me for once.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

Brian Celio quotes: Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Brian Celio quotes: True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

Brian Celio quotes: Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

Brian Celio quotes: Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Brian Celio quotes: Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Brian Celio quotes: Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Brian Celio quotes: I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

Brian Celio quotes: As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

Brian Celio quotes: Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Brian Celio quotes: I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Brian Celio quotes: Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Brian Celio quotes: He has your finger, but I have your heart.

He has your finger, but I have your heart.

Brian Celio quotes: I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.