Bob Hope Quotes

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Bob Hope quotes: My folks were English ... we were too poor to be British. My folks were English ... we were too poor to be British.
Bob Hope quotes: I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
Bob Hope quotes: We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
Bob Hope quotes: I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Bob Hope quotes: It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Bob Hope quotes: The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope quotes: The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope quotes: It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division. It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Bob Hope quotes: I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope quotes: I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do? I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
Bob Hope quotes: English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower. English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower.
Bob Hope quotes: The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life. The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob Hope quotes: The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top. The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.
Bob Hope quotes: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bob Hope quotes: It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead. It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
Bob Hope quotes: I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters. I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
Bob Hope quotes: You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope quotes: YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT. YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope quotes: Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
Bob Hope quotes: Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots. Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Bob Hope quotes: That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Bob Hope quotes: Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Bob Hope quotes: Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me. Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
Bob Hope quotes: I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it? I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope quotes: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope quotes: Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob Hope quotes: Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career. Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
Bob Hope quotes: If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Bob Hope quotes: When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope quotes: I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope quotes: Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Bob Hope quotes: You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
Bob Hope quotes: Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
Bob Hope quotes: I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six. I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Bob Hope quotes: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope quotes: I tell jokes to pay my green fees. I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Bob Hope quotes: I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope quotes: A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope quotes: Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Bob Hope quotes: The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake. The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
Bob Hope quotes: I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob Hope quotes: We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes. We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Bob Hope quotes: My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Bob Hope quotes: The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins. The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob Hope quotes: Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope quotes: If they liked you, they didn't applaud they let you live. If they liked you, they didn't applaud
they let you live.
Bob Hope quotes: I can still chase women, only downhill I can still chase women, only downhill
Bob Hope quotes: A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal. A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
Bob Hope quotes: I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Bob Hope quotes: I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
Bob Hope quotes: A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table. A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Bob Hope quotes: Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that. Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Bob Hope quotes: I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
Bob Hope quotes: My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun. My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
Bob Hope quotes: Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at. Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
Bob Hope quotes: If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it. If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.