Bob Hope Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Bob Hope on Wise Famous Quotes.
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower.
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.