Bill Cosby Quotes

Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby quotes: If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up. If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Bill Cosby quotes: A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
Bill Cosby quotes: Everybody is not a victim. Everybody is not a victim.
Bill Cosby quotes: When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
Bill Cosby quotes: Sometimes I buy my wife flowers. Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
Bill Cosby quotes: According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself.
Bill Cosby quotes: It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
Bill Cosby quotes: The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Bill Cosby quotes: Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
Bill Cosby quotes: Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others. Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
Bill Cosby quotes: If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
Bill Cosby quotes: My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Bill Cosby quotes: It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was.
Bill Cosby quotes: People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ... People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ...
Bill Cosby quotes: I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ...
Bill Cosby quotes: Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Bill Cosby quotes: People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'
Bill Cosby quotes: The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.
Bill Cosby quotes: When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
Bill Cosby quotes: A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone. A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
Bill Cosby quotes: Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
Bill Cosby quotes: 'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say. 'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
Bill Cosby quotes: We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
Bill Cosby quotes: I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
Bill Cosby quotes: In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby quotes: Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life. Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life.
Bill Cosby quotes: The serve was invented so that the net could play. The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Bill Cosby quotes: I wasn't always black ... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. I wasn't always black ... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby quotes: In all of my career, the style is still the same, and that is of a friend, just sitting and talking. In all of my career, the style is still the same, and that is of a friend, just sitting and talking.
Bill Cosby quotes: My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Bill Cosby quotes: Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language. Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
Bill Cosby quotes: The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love. The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Bill Cosby quotes: It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
Bill Cosby quotes: 'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. 'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar.
Bill Cosby quotes: The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Bill Cosby quotes: I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone. I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
Bill Cosby quotes: Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby quotes: Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby quotes: You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job. You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
Bill Cosby quotes: You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Bill Cosby quotes: Every romance does not lead to sex. Every romance does not lead to sex.
Bill Cosby quotes: You don't reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do. You don't reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.
Bill Cosby quotes: You can not make everybody happy.. You can not make everybody happy..
Bill Cosby quotes: There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do.
Bill Cosby quotes: You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby quotes: Old is always fifteen years from now. Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby quotes: When you become senile, you won't know it. When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby quotes: There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby quotes: Children today know more about sex than I or my father did. Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Bill Cosby quotes: In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
Bill Cosby quotes: I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways. I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways.
Bill Cosby quotes: In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women. In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.
Bill Cosby quotes: You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap! You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
Bill Cosby quotes: Zip zop wop boopity bop. Zip zop wop boopity bop.
Bill Cosby quotes: Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head. Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Bill Cosby quotes: We are the only animals that let our kids come back home. We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
Bill Cosby quotes: Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby quotes: It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Bill Cosby quotes: I don't spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act. I don't spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.
Bill Cosby quotes: We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers. We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
Bill Cosby quotes: I'm old, not dead. I'm old, not dead.
Bill Cosby quotes: I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.