Andy Van Slyke Quotes

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

It's a lot like life. I think 99 percent of what goes on in life, we have very little control over.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.