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Plays by Alan Ayckbourn have been attracting larger audiences in the regional theatres than those of Shakespeare.

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.

There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them.

As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race.