Ade Bozzay Quotes

Don't drink the water, fish fuck in it

If you do not like to see me naked, Madam, I suggest you get a different bus in the mornings!

My only advice to you is never to take advice from people like me

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am.

I feel sorry for Rick Astley, one day he is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because nobody will want to click the link.