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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

Girls are soft and pretty.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die?

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I can't run a company ... I can't even run my own life!

I'm filthy rich!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only ... .Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks,

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Hanukkah is ... the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over. [on his idea of Hell]

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

It's nice when little teams win.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ...

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I can handle pain.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.