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Abigail Barnette quotes: Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some.

Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some.

Abigail Barnette quotes: in terms of sin, you're in the majors, and she hasn't even filled out her Little League paperwork yet." "I'll

in terms of sin, you're in the majors, and she hasn't even filled out her Little League paperwork yet." "I'll

Abigail Barnette quotes: Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would.

Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would.

Abigail Barnette quotes: And I dare say most people don't think too deeply on sex, beyond what they've been taught through the media and society.

And I dare say most people don't think too deeply on sex, beyond what they've been taught through the media and society.

Abigail Barnette quotes: We'd spent eleven hours together. That had to be some kind of record for a second date that didn't involve a sleepover or a kidnapping.

We'd spent eleven hours together. That had to be some kind of record for a second date that didn't involve a sleepover or a kidnapping.

Abigail Barnette quotes: You don't want to get in that line ... it's fucking long

You don't want to get in that line ... it's fucking long

Abigail Barnette quotes: Parenting fucked you up.

Parenting fucked you up.

Abigail Barnette quotes: But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.

But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.

Abigail Barnette quotes: I love you so much that I regret having memories that don't include you.

I love you so much that I regret having memories that don't include you.

Abigail Barnette quotes: I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick?

I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick?

Abigail Barnette quotes: It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.

It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.

Abigail Barnette quotes: I didn't have a lot of fighting experience, but I would punch an octopus if I had to, to save a life.

I didn't have a lot of fighting experience, but I would punch an octopus if I had to, to save a life.

Abigail Barnette quotes: Money does not guarantee immortality.

Money does not guarantee immortality.

Abigail Barnette quotes: Never be timid about your own pleasure. Don't be ashamed to come.

Never be timid about your own pleasure. Don't be ashamed to come.

Abigail Barnette quotes: If something happens and you should cry about it, it's better to laugh and get the fuck over it.

If something happens and you should cry about it, it's better to laugh and get the fuck over it.