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Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.

I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: It creates an effective contrast, like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear.

It creates an effective contrast, like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together.

Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.

I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: New Super Mario Br - I'm just gonna call it "Steve" from now on, all right?

New Super Mario Br - I'm just gonna call it "Steve" from now on, all right?

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.

I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?

Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The geek shall inherit the earth.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their faces.

His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their faces.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time.

A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife

The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king?

What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king?

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.

The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle." "I beg your pardon?" I turned the handle. There

Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle." "I beg your pardon?" I turned the handle. There

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics.
(Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances.

How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man".

There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man".

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have.

Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division

Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge.

I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it.

With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

Yahtzee Croshaw quotes: What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it?

What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it?