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I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.

It creates an effective contrast, like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear.

Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together.

I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.

New Super Mario Br - I'm just gonna call it "Steve" from now on, all right?

I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.

Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?

The geek shall inherit the earth.

His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their faces.

A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time.

The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife

What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king?

The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.

Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle." "I beg your pardon?" I turned the handle. There

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics.
(Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances.

There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man".

Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have.

Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge.

With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it.

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it?