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Magic is like pulling the pin on a grenade and then stuffing it down your pants to see what happens.
— Greg Van Eekhout
I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of my pants, examining myself from every angle in the mirror
— Augusten Burroughs
My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.
— Richard Dreyfuss
Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?" Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks. "Pants are afraid of my dick. — Debra Anastasia
I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town!
— Nicole Christie
You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath."Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought. — Addison Moore
Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
— Molly Harper
Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)
— Erin McCarthy
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.
— Christa Faust
I just want to make sure he's a good fit for her. She has problems - craps her pants, stuff like that. If she needs help, I want to be there.
— Debra Anastasia
I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.
— Ronda Rousey
I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down.
— Malcolm Fraser
I may have a feather duster down my pants.
— Johnny Depp
Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.
— Chris Crutcher
I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.
— Jeaniene Frost
I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.
— Mark Wahlberg
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
— Edwin Edwards
Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down.
— Christine Feehan
Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?
— Lou Reed
A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down.
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.
— Margot Leitman
Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
— Paul Newman
We slid down on our behinds, little avalanches of sand pouring around our feet and down our pants.
— Ransom Riggs
Last time you said that, you meant for me to stick my hand down your pants." "Yeah, that's what I mean now.
— Bella Love
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants.
— Kendare Blake
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
— Robert Scheer
He was over Keith's lap, pants down. He heard Reed's sharp intake of breath as he watched. Reed
— S.E. Jakes
Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'
— Bruce Springsteen
I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll - even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.
— Karen Marie Moning
Colonies are the outhouses of the European soul, where a fellow can let his pants down and relax, enjoy the smell of his own shit.
— Thomas Pynchon
Eating in front of the TV with your pants off is the type of thing that wears you down over time.
— Heather Wagner
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
— David Letterman
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
— Mitch Hedberg
Never make an important decision with your pants down.
— Katie Thayne
Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
— Bernard Cornwell
Lonzo made a show of patting down his pockets "Damn, I must have left my rope and grappling hook in my other pants.
— Alexis Morgan
I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.
— Erin McCarthy
I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
— Victoria Wood
Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!
— Stephen King
