Bernard Cornwell Quotes

Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee

Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you. (Bernard Cornwell)

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Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
Bernard Cornwell Quotes: Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.