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Warren Ellis quotes: People. You're not crazy if there really are robot insects listening to every word you say."Someone said, "I fucking told you People. You're not crazy if there really are robot insects listening to every word you say."

Someone said, "I fucking told you
Warren Ellis quotes: And someone, somewhere, is saying What the fuck? Why not? And someone, somewhere, is saying What the fuck? Why not?
Warren Ellis quotes: Straight people are so fucking weird. Straight people are so fucking weird.
Warren Ellis quotes: Yeah, trust the fuckhead. Yeah, trust the fuckhead.
Warren Ellis quotes: If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it
Warren Ellis quotes: I'm clearly insane. I'm threatening your life with a toothbrush, I'm clearly insane. I'm threatening your life with a toothbrush,
Warren Ellis quotes: What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman. What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
Warren Ellis quotes: I think one of the bigger lessons the Internet has taught us is that 'niche' or 'subculture' are a lot bigger than anyone ever thought. I think one of the bigger lessons the Internet has taught us is that 'niche' or 'subculture' are a lot bigger than anyone ever thought.
Warren Ellis quotes: TRUTH comes easier when you're nine years old, too. Everything's a lot less complicated. This or that. Us or them. Truth or lie. TRUTH comes easier when you're nine years old, too. Everything's a lot less complicated. This or that. Us or them. Truth or lie.
Warren Ellis quotes: Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
Warren Ellis quotes: The best gifts are never given, but claimed. The best gifts are never given, but claimed.
Warren Ellis quotes: Ain't no Jesus in Snowtown, Detective. Ain't no Jesus in Snowtown, Detective.
Warren Ellis quotes: Small things bring joy, somedays. Small things bring joy, somedays.
Warren Ellis quotes: But I am not a monster because I kill. Killing is easy. I am a monster because I accept the hard choices. (Frank Moses) But I am not a monster because I kill. Killing is easy. I am a monster because I accept the hard choices. (Frank Moses)
Warren Ellis quotes: I know nothing about you except that I want to move through the world with you for as long as you'll let me. I know nothing about you except that I want to move through the world with you for as long as you'll let me.
Warren Ellis quotes: If it's accessible by hundreds of millions of people, then it's as mainstream as it gets. If it's accessible by hundreds of millions of people, then it's as mainstream as it gets.
Warren Ellis quotes: Science fiction is always about the time it's written in. 1984 was always about 1948. Science fiction is social fiction. I Science fiction is always about the time it's written in. 1984 was always about 1948. Science fiction is social fiction. I
Warren Ellis quotes: I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
Warren Ellis quotes: In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future. In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future.
Warren Ellis quotes: He is defining the immediate future as follows: old people huddling in big cities, afraid of the sky. He is defining the immediate future as follows: old people huddling in big cities, afraid of the sky.
Warren Ellis quotes: Adam knew it was childish, but he rationalized it in this way: carelessly harming other people was a decent stand-in for baseline human interaction. Adam knew it was childish, but he rationalized it in this way: carelessly harming other people was a decent stand-in for baseline human interaction.
Warren Ellis quotes: I live on my phone: I have a bunch of news and informational apps on there. I live on my phone: I have a bunch of news and informational apps on there.
Warren Ellis quotes: Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It's like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth. Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It's like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.
Warren Ellis quotes: The lesson of 'CSI' is: No matter what horrible things happen, nice policemen will turn up and fix everything and return it to the status quo. The lesson of 'CSI' is: No matter what horrible things happen, nice policemen will turn up and fix everything and return it to the status quo.
Warren Ellis quotes: Magic is the cheat codes for the world. Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Warren Ellis quotes: Mister Sun wondered if he really believed it was true that the heart is just a pump. Mister Sun wondered if he really believed it was true that the heart is just a pump.
Warren Ellis quotes: When I got the tattoo, I knew I was drawing a crooked line between myself and society. When I got the tattoo, I knew I was drawing a crooked line between myself and society.
Warren Ellis quotes: Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards. Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
Warren Ellis quotes: Tradition:' one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking. Tradition:' one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.
Warren Ellis quotes: Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit. Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit.
Warren Ellis quotes: I think blogging is a muscle that most people wear out. I think blogging is a muscle that most people wear out.
Warren Ellis quotes: Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
Warren Ellis quotes: Really?" Mister Sun said. "You killed a man with the same knife you use to make brunch, and you're suddenly squeamish about a hammer. Really?" Mister Sun said. "You killed a man with the same knife you use to make brunch, and you're suddenly squeamish about a hammer.
Warren Ellis quotes: Ah, Hollywood. One day, you and I will play Operation. And I'll be the drunk, mad doctor with the hedge trimmer & you will wear the straps Ah, Hollywood. One day, you and I will play Operation. And I'll be the drunk, mad doctor with the hedge trimmer & you will wear the straps
Warren Ellis quotes: There are no good futures. There's nothing to head towards but more garish, unsustainable carnival acts. There are no good futures. There's nothing to head towards but more garish, unsustainable carnival acts.
Warren Ellis quotes: Here's the thing about Apple technology: once you own a piece, you want to use it. Here's the thing about Apple technology: once you own a piece, you want to use it.
Warren Ellis quotes: Do you want to eat Peyotl and human flesh on the path to spiritual enlightenment? Or just for the hell of it? Join the ancient cult of Anasazi. Do you want to eat Peyotl and human flesh on the path to spiritual enlightenment? Or just for the hell of it? Join the ancient cult of Anasazi.
Warren Ellis quotes: That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms. That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.
Warren Ellis quotes: In general, I don't like L.A. all that much, but it has wonderful parts. In general, I don't like L.A. all that much, but it has wonderful parts.
Warren Ellis quotes: Time was this place didn't make sense and I could live with it. Either it's changed, or I have. Time was this place didn't make sense and I could live with it. Either it's changed, or I have.
Warren Ellis quotes: Predicting causes litter. Predicting causes litter.
Warren Ellis quotes: Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct.""You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard. Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct."
"You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard.
Warren Ellis quotes: Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities. Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
Warren Ellis quotes: It would take a human nine years to walk from the Earth to the moon. It would take a human nine years to walk from the Earth to the moon.
Warren Ellis quotes: I am a messiah. Ask anyone on the Internet. I am a messiah. Ask anyone on the Internet.
Warren Ellis quotes: Okay," I said. "Let's do something really goddamn stupid. Okay," I said. "Let's do something really goddamn stupid.
Warren Ellis quotes: I try to read a Kindle Single a week, but I'm getting bad at that. I usually have a few books on the go. I try to read a Kindle Single a week, but I'm getting bad at that. I usually have a few books on the go.
Warren Ellis quotes: If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set? If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
Warren Ellis quotes: I was happiest when I was working for myself. Setting my own goals. Improving my own skills ... Take control of your world. I was happiest when I was working for myself. Setting my own goals. Improving my own skills ... Take control of your world.
Warren Ellis quotes: Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic! Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic!
Warren Ellis quotes: No more circuses. No more circuses.
Warren Ellis quotes: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
Warren Ellis quotes: That's what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can. That's what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can.
Warren Ellis quotes: At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.
Warren Ellis quotes: There would be internet, and books, and music. He could think, and be, and hold the world at a distance in order to see it properly. There would be internet, and books, and music. He could think, and be, and hold the world at a distance in order to see it properly.
Warren Ellis quotes: Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up. Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up.
Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is.
Warren Ellis quotes: I've always moved between media. Some ideas just work better in some media than others. I've always moved between media. Some ideas just work better in some media than others.
Warren Ellis quotes: By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead. By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
Warren Ellis quotes: She fixed him with a gaze that said that she had looked into the void and that she was really not impressed with it. She fixed him with a gaze that said that she had looked into the void and that she was really not impressed with it.
Warren Ellis quotes: You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life. You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life.
Warren Ellis quotes: I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.
Warren Ellis quotes: I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry. I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry.
Warren Ellis quotes: I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot.
Warren Ellis quotes: It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe. It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe.
Warren Ellis quotes: Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead. Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
Warren Ellis quotes: [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone.
Warren Ellis quotes: You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?
Warren Ellis quotes: What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it? What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
Warren Ellis quotes: In league with the fantastic. That's a thought to keep hold of. In league with the fantastic. That's a thought to keep hold of.
Warren Ellis quotes: That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that? That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?
Warren Ellis quotes: Ballardian banality comes from not getting the future that we were promised, or getting it too late to make the promised difference. Ballardian banality comes from not getting the future that we were promised, or getting it too late to make the promised difference.
Warren Ellis quotes: Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I'm pretty sure. Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I'm pretty sure.
Warren Ellis quotes: ADDENDUM: SOMETIMES THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT ADDENDUM: SOMETIMES THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT
Warren Ellis quotes: The future is a product, and you only get to vote with your money now, The future is a product, and you only get to vote with your money now,
Warren Ellis quotes: I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them. I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.
Warren Ellis quotes: Be exposed. Be open. Be who you want to be. It will never hurt as much as starving your own humanity of oxygen. Be exposed. Be open. Be who you want to be. It will never hurt as much as starving your own humanity of oxygen.
Warren Ellis quotes: I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. I'm going to shit in your lungs for this.
Warren Ellis quotes: Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Warren Ellis quotes: Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.
Warren Ellis quotes: Bloody Wolf Blitzer intoning that a weather bomb is going to detonate over America because the planet hates humans and time is a flat circle. Bloody Wolf Blitzer intoning that a weather bomb is going to detonate over America because the planet hates humans and time is a flat circle.
Warren Ellis quotes: How are we supposed to live in the future when the future just abandons us to the night? How are we supposed to live in the future when the future just abandons us to the night?
Warren Ellis quotes: Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power. Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
Warren Ellis quotes: I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
Warren Ellis quotes: I wish I still had that photo. I wish I still had that photo.
Warren Ellis quotes: Adam sat back and scoured his recent memory. Adam sat back and scoured his recent memory.
Warren Ellis quotes: Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work. Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work.
Warren Ellis quotes: Comics is still my first love. But I always did other kinds of writing, too, so I think of myself as a writer first. Comics is still my first love. But I always did other kinds of writing, too, so I think of myself as a writer first.
Warren Ellis quotes: You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism. You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
Warren Ellis quotes: The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby. The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby.
Warren Ellis quotes: My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc. My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.
Warren Ellis quotes: Adam's entire life felt like lead in his bones right now. Adam's entire life felt like lead in his bones right now.
Warren Ellis quotes: I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future. I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future.
Warren Ellis quotes: - You know what this is?- Nope- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit. - You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
Warren Ellis quotes: I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years. I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
Warren Ellis quotes: It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way. It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
Warren Ellis quotes: You never get tired of looking at the stars You never get tired of looking at the stars
Warren Ellis quotes: Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
Warren Ellis quotes: I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets. I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
Warren Ellis quotes: Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night. Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.
Warren Ellis quotes: A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ... A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ...

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