Warren Ellis Quotes

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Warren Ellis quotes: You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism. You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
Warren Ellis quotes: I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
Warren Ellis quotes: Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power. Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
Warren Ellis quotes: How are we supposed to live in the future when the future just abandons us to the night? How are we supposed to live in the future when the future just abandons us to the night?
Warren Ellis quotes: Bloody Wolf Blitzer intoning that a weather bomb is going to detonate over America because the planet hates humans and time is a flat circle. Bloody Wolf Blitzer intoning that a weather bomb is going to detonate over America because the planet hates humans and time is a flat circle.
Warren Ellis quotes: Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.
Warren Ellis quotes: Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Warren Ellis quotes: I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. I'm going to shit in your lungs for this.
Warren Ellis quotes: Be exposed. Be open. Be who you want to be. It will never hurt as much as starving your own humanity of oxygen. Be exposed. Be open. Be who you want to be. It will never hurt as much as starving your own humanity of oxygen.
Warren Ellis quotes: [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone.
Warren Ellis quotes: The future is a product, and you only get to vote with your money now, The future is a product, and you only get to vote with your money now,
Warren Ellis quotes: ADDENDUM: SOMETIMES THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT ADDENDUM: SOMETIMES THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT
Warren Ellis quotes: Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I'm pretty sure. Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I'm pretty sure.
Warren Ellis quotes: Ballardian banality comes from not getting the future that we were promised, or getting it too late to make the promised difference. Ballardian banality comes from not getting the future that we were promised, or getting it too late to make the promised difference.
Warren Ellis quotes: That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that? That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?
Warren Ellis quotes: In league with the fantastic. That's a thought to keep hold of. In league with the fantastic. That's a thought to keep hold of.
Warren Ellis quotes: What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it? What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
Warren Ellis quotes: You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?
Warren Ellis quotes: I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them. I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.
Warren Ellis quotes: A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ... A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ...
Warren Ellis quotes: Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night. Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.
Warren Ellis quotes: I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets. I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
Warren Ellis quotes: Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
Warren Ellis quotes: You never get tired of looking at the stars You never get tired of looking at the stars
Warren Ellis quotes: It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way. It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
Warren Ellis quotes: I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years. I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
Warren Ellis quotes: I wish I still had that photo. I wish I still had that photo.
Warren Ellis quotes: I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future. I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future.
Warren Ellis quotes: Adam's entire life felt like lead in his bones right now. Adam's entire life felt like lead in his bones right now.
Warren Ellis quotes: My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc. My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.
Warren Ellis quotes: The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby. The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby.
Warren Ellis quotes: I've always moved between media. Some ideas just work better in some media than others. I've always moved between media. Some ideas just work better in some media than others.
Warren Ellis quotes: Comics is still my first love. But I always did other kinds of writing, too, so I think of myself as a writer first. Comics is still my first love. But I always did other kinds of writing, too, so I think of myself as a writer first.
Warren Ellis quotes: Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work. Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work.
Warren Ellis quotes: Adam sat back and scoured his recent memory. Adam sat back and scoured his recent memory.
Warren Ellis quotes: - You know what this is?- Nope- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit. - You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
Warren Ellis quotes: I was happiest when I was working for myself. Setting my own goals. Improving my own skills ... Take control of your world. I was happiest when I was working for myself. Setting my own goals. Improving my own skills ... Take control of your world.
Warren Ellis quotes: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
Warren Ellis quotes: Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic! Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic!
Warren Ellis quotes: That's what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can. That's what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can.
Warren Ellis quotes: At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.
Warren Ellis quotes: There would be internet, and books, and music. He could think, and be, and hold the world at a distance in order to see it properly. There would be internet, and books, and music. He could think, and be, and hold the world at a distance in order to see it properly.
Warren Ellis quotes: Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up. Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up.
Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is.
Warren Ellis quotes: No more circuses. No more circuses.
Warren Ellis quotes: By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead. By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
Warren Ellis quotes: She fixed him with a gaze that said that she had looked into the void and that she was really not impressed with it. She fixed him with a gaze that said that she had looked into the void and that she was really not impressed with it.
Warren Ellis quotes: You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life. You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life.
Warren Ellis quotes: I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.
Warren Ellis quotes: I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry. I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry.
Warren Ellis quotes: I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot.
Warren Ellis quotes: It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe. It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe.
Warren Ellis quotes: Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead. Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.