Vince McMahon Quotes

What's good in the hood?

That's Right! I Own the WCW!

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

So no, I don't think we've lost our edge at all.

Anything can happen in the WWF!

SITTING WITH MY UNNEUTERED BULL MASTIFF RUFUS WATCHING 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS WITH STEREO ERECTIONS.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.

The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

The Rock will always come back to us.

I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.

In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

I'm your genetic jackhammer!

If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn't be in business.

In the real world of competition, the players want to compete and they want to compete at the very highest level.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

In America it's live by the sword of freedom of expression and be will to die by it as well.

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.

Pro wrestling is what my dad did

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

So we're living by that sword, and we're going to cut every now and then from it's backlash.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.

If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME ... and the nWo.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

So, I get a kick out of working with the media.

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

Sometimes you have to take a half step back to take two forward.

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

I don't know what drives me, I don't have a clue, but I'm driven more today than I ever have been.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

The key, of course, is to stay away from the losing years.

Thou art relieved of thy duties!

I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least.

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me ...