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Various Famous Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo!
Act as if every day were the last of your life, and each action the last you perform. - ST. ALPHONSUS.
Sir 14:21 And every excellent work shall be justified: and the worker thereof shall be honoured therein.
This is thine own. Thou drawest near, as turns a pigeon to his mate: Thou carest too for this our prayer.
What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite.
things is certain that whatever men say or do against him will always turn to his advantage. - ST. VINCENT DE PAUL.
Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
You propose to give up everything to God; be sure, then, to include yourself among the things to be given up. - ST. BENEDICT.
Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
GLOBAL POLITICS HAS TO PLAY ITS OWN ROLE CONCRETELY TO RUN GLOBAL ADMINISTRATION IN A DIGNIFIED LEVEL FOR THE BENEFIT OF HUMAN SOCIETY
Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein!
sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,
Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror!
*** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables!
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!" ***
*** Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well. Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business.
THOMAS TUSSER. 1523-1580. Moral Reflections on the Wind. Except wind stands as never it stood, It is an ill wind turns none to good. {95}
Sir 12:9 In the prosperity of a man, his enemies are grieved: and a friend is known in his adversity.
Oh Demonation, the noise he made! Its colour - blue and black with streaks of orange - were as bright as the blood that gushed from his arms.
IF MENTAL EMOTIONAL CONCENTRATION FELT FLARED UP WELL MADLY BY TIME INFLUENCE ? MUTUAL SOUL ENJOYMENT IS PLEASINGLY ENSURED.
Sir 15:11 Say not: It is through God, that she is not with me: for do not thou the things that he hateth.
Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them! ***
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either.
Be not grieved and depressed, for the joy of the Lord is your strength and stronghold. NEHEMIAH 8:10 AMP
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.
Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?
Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.
in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender.
Sir 40:18 The life of a laborer that is content with what he hath, shall be sweet, and in it thou shalt find a treasure.
Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny
Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.
TODAY SOUND KNOW HOW ABOUT EVERY AFFAIR AS PER MODERN CENTURY 24/7 TIME RUN NEED OF THE HOUR WITH ENCYCLIC HEED TO GLOBAL TRAFFIC BEGUILE.
If anything is to be done, let a man do it, let him attack it vigorously! A careless pilgrim only scatters the dust of his passions more widely.
But blessed are those who trust in the LORD and have made the LORD their hope and confidence." JEREMIAH 17:7 NLT
Dad: How do you like going to school? Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I'm not a fan of the time in-between!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge.
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Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition.
How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend. ***
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it.
TRAINING FOR ANY ASPECT MEANS TO KEEP IT IN RIGHT TRACK AS PER MODERN GLOBAL RUN.NEITHER WEAKNESS NOR SOUNDNESS COUNTS NOTHING.