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Various quotes: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo! What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo!
Various quotes: Whether you think your right or wrong your right. Whether you think your right or wrong your right.
Various quotes: Act as if every day were the last of your life, and each action the last you perform. - ST. ALPHONSUS. Act as if every day were the last of your life, and each action the last you perform. - ST. ALPHONSUS.
Various quotes: God only shall be justified, God only shall be justified,
Various quotes: Sir 14:21 And every excellent work shall be justified: and the worker thereof shall be honoured therein. Sir 14:21 And every excellent work shall be justified: and the worker thereof shall be honoured therein.
Various quotes: This is thine own. Thou drawest near, as turns a pigeon to his mate: Thou carest too for this our prayer. This is thine own. Thou drawest near, as turns a pigeon to his mate: Thou carest too for this our prayer.
Various quotes: have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed
Various quotes: What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite. What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite.
Various quotes: things is certain that whatever men say or do against him will always turn to his advantage. - ST. VINCENT DE PAUL. things is certain that whatever men say or do against him will always turn to his advantage. - ST. VINCENT DE PAUL.
Various quotes: He is thy life and the length of thy days; He is thy life and the length of thy days;
Various quotes: Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
Various quotes: You propose to give up everything to God; be sure, then, to include yourself among the things to be given up. - ST. BENEDICT. You propose to give up everything to God; be sure, then, to include yourself among the things to be given up. - ST. BENEDICT.
Various quotes: Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
Various quotes: GLOBAL POLITICS HAS TO PLAY ITS OWN ROLE CONCRETELY TO RUN GLOBAL ADMINISTRATION IN A DIGNIFIED LEVEL FOR THE BENEFIT OF HUMAN SOCIETY GLOBAL POLITICS HAS TO PLAY ITS OWN ROLE CONCRETELY TO RUN GLOBAL ADMINISTRATION IN A DIGNIFIED LEVEL FOR THE BENEFIT OF HUMAN SOCIETY
Various quotes: Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it. Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it.
Various quotes: Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein! Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein!
Various quotes: sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,
Various quotes: Imitations of Horace. Of two evils I have chose the least. Imitations of Horace. Of two evils I have chose the least.
Various quotes: Live. Laugh. Love. Live. Laugh. Love.
Various quotes: Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror! Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror!
Various quotes: No one of us can be free until we are all free. No one of us can be free until we are all free.
Various quotes: Distress does not permit man to think.... Distress does not permit man to think....
Various quotes: *** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables! *** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables!
Various quotes: Dreams come true! Dreams come true!
Various quotes: Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here! Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!
Various quotes: A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.
Various quotes: A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!" *** A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!" ***
Various quotes: *** Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well. Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! *** Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well. Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
Various quotes: To truly know what is good in life you must experience the bad as well. To truly know what is good in life you must experience the bad as well.
Various quotes: The day a man stops being a slave to a woman then he starts being irresponsible The day a man stops being a slave to a woman then he starts being irresponsible
Various quotes: God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied" (Matthew 5:6 NLT). God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied" (Matthew 5:6 NLT).
Various quotes: Know thyself and thou shall know all the mysteries of the gods and the universe. Know thyself and thou shall know all the mysteries of the gods and the universe.
Various quotes: Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business. Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business.
Various quotes: THOMAS TUSSER. 1523-1580. Moral Reflections on the Wind. Except wind stands as never it stood, It is an ill wind turns none to good. {95} THOMAS TUSSER. 1523-1580. Moral Reflections on the Wind. Except wind stands as never it stood, It is an ill wind turns none to good. {95}
Various quotes: We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart? We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart?
Various quotes: *** Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. *** Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
Various quotes: Sir 12:9 In the prosperity of a man, his enemies are grieved: and a friend is known in his adversity. Sir 12:9 In the prosperity of a man, his enemies are grieved: and a friend is known in his adversity.
Various quotes: Book lovers never go to bed alone. Book lovers never go to bed alone.
Various quotes: Foolish questions will make you genius Foolish questions will make you genius
Various quotes: Oh Demonation, the noise he made! Its colour - blue and black with streaks of orange - were as bright as the blood that gushed from his arms. Oh Demonation, the noise he made! Its colour - blue and black with streaks of orange - were as bright as the blood that gushed from his arms.
Various quotes: IF MENTAL EMOTIONAL CONCENTRATION FELT FLARED UP WELL MADLY BY TIME INFLUENCE ? MUTUAL SOUL ENJOYMENT IS PLEASINGLY ENSURED. IF MENTAL EMOTIONAL CONCENTRATION FELT FLARED UP WELL MADLY BY TIME INFLUENCE ? MUTUAL SOUL ENJOYMENT IS PLEASINGLY ENSURED.
Various quotes: Sir 15:11 Say not: It is through God, that she is not with me: for do not thou the things that he hateth. Sir 15:11 Say not: It is through God, that she is not with me: for do not thou the things that he hateth.
Various quotes: Sir 12:8 A friend shall not be known in prosperity, and an enemy shall not be hidden in adversity. Sir 12:8 A friend shall not be known in prosperity, and an enemy shall not be hidden in adversity.
Various quotes: Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them! *** Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them! ***
Various quotes: Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Various quotes: An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either. An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either.
Various quotes: Be not grieved and depressed, for the joy of the Lord is your strength and stronghold. NEHEMIAH 8:10 AMP Be not grieved and depressed, for the joy of the Lord is your strength and stronghold. NEHEMIAH 8:10 AMP
Various quotes: Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
Various quotes: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense. Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.
Various quotes: Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?
Various quotes: Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay.
Various quotes: Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes. Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.
Various quotes: in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender.
Various quotes: As long as you turn out smarter then me, kid, then I know I can die happy. As long as you turn out smarter then me, kid, then I know I can die happy.
Various quotes: Sir 40:18 The life of a laborer that is content with what he hath, shall be sweet, and in it thou shalt find a treasure. Sir 40:18 The life of a laborer that is content with what he hath, shall be sweet, and in it thou shalt find a treasure.
Various quotes: 11If they obey and serve him, they will spend the rest of their days in prosperity 11If they obey and serve him, they will spend the rest of their days in prosperity
Various quotes: Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny
Various quotes: Whoever severs himself from Mother Earth and her flowing sources of life goes into exile. Whoever severs himself from Mother Earth and her flowing sources of life goes into exile.
Various quotes: I'm busy now. Can I ignore you I'm busy now. Can I ignore you
Various quotes: Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas. Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.
Various quotes: Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Various quotes: TODAY SOUND KNOW HOW ABOUT EVERY AFFAIR AS PER MODERN CENTURY 24/7 TIME RUN NEED OF THE HOUR WITH ENCYCLIC HEED TO GLOBAL TRAFFIC BEGUILE. TODAY SOUND KNOW HOW ABOUT EVERY AFFAIR AS PER MODERN CENTURY 24/7 TIME RUN NEED OF THE HOUR WITH ENCYCLIC HEED TO GLOBAL TRAFFIC BEGUILE.
Various quotes: would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Various quotes: that Elijah Martin--alias Skeesicks--lounging shyly into the bar-room, joined in it weakly. that Elijah Martin--alias Skeesicks--lounging shyly into the bar-room, joined in it weakly.
Various quotes: If anything is to be done, let a man do it, let him attack it vigorously! A careless pilgrim only scatters the dust of his passions more widely. If anything is to be done, let a man do it, let him attack it vigorously! A careless pilgrim only scatters the dust of his passions more widely.
Various quotes: Paradise; some place it on Mount Ararat, others between the rivers Tigris and Euphrates; it Paradise; some place it on Mount Ararat, others between the rivers Tigris and Euphrates; it
Various quotes: Hero, let hostile spirits sleep, and every gentler genius wake: Hero, let hostile spirits sleep, and every gentler genius wake:
Various quotes: Live, Love, Dream Live, Love, Dream
Various quotes: But blessed are those who trust in the LORD and have made the LORD their hope and confidence." JEREMIAH 17:7 NLT But blessed are those who trust in the LORD and have made the LORD their hope and confidence." JEREMIAH 17:7 NLT
Various quotes: bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes
Various quotes: Have faith. Ye've so much for everyone else. Why not save some for yerself once in a while? Have faith. Ye've so much for everyone else. Why not save some for yerself once in a while?
Various quotes: want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once! want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once!
Various quotes: Worm," he'd said, "prepare to burn. Worm," he'd said, "prepare to burn.
Various quotes: I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted. I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted.
Various quotes: What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine? What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?
Various quotes: Dad: How do you like going to school? Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I'm not a fan of the time in-between! Dad: How do you like going to school? Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I'm not a fan of the time in-between!
Various quotes: {252}By robbing Peter he paid Paul,... and hoped to catch larks if ever the heavens should fall. {252}By robbing Peter he paid Paul,... and hoped to catch larks if ever the heavens should fall.
Various quotes: Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender
Various quotes: Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
Various quotes: What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal. What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.
Various quotes: Hope is not a strategy - Traditional SRE saying Hope is not a strategy - Traditional SRE saying
Various quotes: A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge.
Various quotes: By ORPHEUS C. KERR, Continued in this Number. See 15th Page for Extra Premiums. +--------------------------------------------------------------+ By ORPHEUS C. KERR, Continued in this Number. See 15th Page for Extra Premiums. +--------------------------------------------------------------+
Various quotes: Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition. Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition.
Various quotes: How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend. *** How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend. ***
Various quotes: One hundred facets of Mr. Diamonds "The new saga that will make you forget Fifty Shades of Grey! One hundred facets of Mr. Diamonds "The new saga that will make you forget Fifty Shades of Grey!
Various quotes: ROBOT DRIVE TO PINE OMPHALOS QUINTAIN BULL'S EYE NITTY-GRITTY NUANCE MOOT HEGEMONY. ROBOT DRIVE TO PINE OMPHALOS QUINTAIN BULL'S EYE NITTY-GRITTY NUANCE MOOT HEGEMONY.
Various quotes: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it.
Various quotes: To err is human. To admit it, a blunder. To err is human. To admit it, a blunder.
Various quotes: TRAINING FOR ANY ASPECT MEANS TO KEEP IT IN RIGHT TRACK AS PER MODERN GLOBAL RUN.NEITHER WEAKNESS NOR SOUNDNESS COUNTS NOTHING. TRAINING FOR ANY ASPECT MEANS TO KEEP IT IN RIGHT TRACK AS PER MODERN GLOBAL RUN.NEITHER WEAKNESS NOR SOUNDNESS COUNTS NOTHING.
Various quotes: On a day when secrets shall be outThe man shall have no power nor any helper. On a day when secrets shall be out
The man shall have no power nor any helper.
Various quotes: Sir 39:25 He seeth from eternity to eternity, and there is nothing wonderful before him. Sir 39:25 He seeth from eternity to eternity, and there is nothing wonderful before him.
Various quotes: I am a Palace", I said to them, smiling. I am a Palace", I said to them, smiling.
Various quotes: There was no darkness so profound as the simple daylight they left me in, nor any noise so soul-cracking as the silence left when they departed. There was no darkness so profound as the simple daylight they left me in, nor any noise so soul-cracking as the silence left when they departed.
Various quotes: Words are powerful and once spoken can never be erased. Words are powerful and once spoken can never be erased.
Various quotes: her in the face. When she falls her in the face. When she falls
Various quotes: Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
Various quotes: 1 Thess 5:11 For which cause comfort one another and edify one another, as you also do. 1 Thess 5:11 For which cause comfort one another and edify one another, as you also do.
Various quotes: Ws 5:8 What hath pride profited us? or what advantage hath the boasting of riches brought us? Ws 5:8 What hath pride profited us? or what advantage hath the boasting of riches brought us?
Various quotes: Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see! *** Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see! ***

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