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Trey Parker quotes: Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.

Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.

Trey Parker quotes: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Trey Parker quotes: Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Trey Parker quotes: I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there ... and it's called The Force.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there ... and it's called The Force.

Trey Parker quotes: I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

Trey Parker quotes: When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts ... Super funny.

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts ... Super funny.

Trey Parker quotes: Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Trey Parker quotes: I hate puppets so much.

I hate puppets so much.

Trey Parker quotes: I was a big Broadway fan for a while.

I was a big Broadway fan for a while.

Trey Parker quotes: When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.

When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.

Trey Parker quotes: I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Trey Parker quotes: Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Trey Parker quotes: I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

Trey Parker quotes: Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

Trey Parker quotes: I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

Trey Parker quotes: Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

Trey Parker quotes: What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Trey Parker quotes: Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Trey Parker quotes: I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid.

I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid.

Trey Parker quotes: Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Trey Parker quotes: I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.

I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.

Trey Parker quotes: Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Trey Parker quotes: The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.

The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.

Trey Parker quotes: I have maggots in my scrotum.

I have maggots in my scrotum.

Trey Parker quotes: I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

Trey Parker quotes: I can feel myself dying inside.

I can feel myself dying inside.

Trey Parker quotes: I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein.

I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Trey Parker quotes: I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Trey Parker quotes: All the religions are super funny to me.

All the religions are super funny to me.

Trey Parker quotes: A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Trey Parker quotes: The problem is we moved to LA ... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

The problem is we moved to LA ... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

Trey Parker quotes: So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

Trey Parker quotes: My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

Trey Parker quotes: I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

Trey Parker quotes: Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Trey Parker quotes: Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Trey Parker quotes: Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Trey Parker quotes: Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

Trey Parker quotes: I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

Trey Parker quotes: People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

Trey Parker quotes: Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

Trey Parker quotes: I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

Trey Parker quotes: Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Trey Parker quotes: Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Trey Parker quotes: If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'

If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'

Trey Parker quotes: We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Trey Parker quotes: Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Trey Parker quotes: I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

Trey Parker quotes: I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

Trey Parker quotes: We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about ... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about ... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

Trey Parker quotes: You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Trey Parker quotes: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Trey Parker quotes: I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

Trey Parker quotes: I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.

I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.

Trey Parker quotes: There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

Trey Parker quotes: If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.

Trey Parker quotes: I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Trey Parker quotes: No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

Trey Parker quotes: You can't make experimental work by copying past work.

You can't make experimental work by copying past work.