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Top 10 wise famous quotes and sayings by Tim Heaton

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Tim Heaton Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Tim Heaton quotes: I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy. I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
Tim Heaton quotes: Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity. Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity.
Tim Heaton quotes: The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit. The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.
Tim Heaton quotes: Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation. Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.
Tim Heaton quotes: Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
Tim Heaton quotes: To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney. To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.
Tim Heaton quotes: Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
Tim Heaton quotes: I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance. I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.
Tim Heaton quotes: If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one. If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.