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I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.

Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity.

Those in the know ain't telling me or you.

The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.

Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.

To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.

If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.