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Tim Conway quotes: I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

Tim Conway quotes: I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

Tim Conway quotes: I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

Tim Conway quotes: People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

Tim Conway quotes: If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

Tim Conway quotes: I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

Tim Conway quotes: Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.

Tim Conway quotes: My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

Tim Conway quotes: I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

Tim Conway quotes: Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

Tim Conway quotes: My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Tim Conway quotes: When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

Tim Conway quotes: If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him.

If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him.

Tim Conway quotes: It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

Tim Conway quotes: When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

Tim Conway quotes: I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

Tim Conway quotes: Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.