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Tara Sivec quotes: I'm going to kick down that fucking door at the end of the long, dark hallway and show everyone that I deserve the light. I'm going to kick down that fucking door at the end of the long, dark hallway and show everyone that I deserve the light.
Tara Sivec quotes: Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough
Tara Sivec quotes: Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice."I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you? Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice.
"I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you?
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks. Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.
Tara Sivec quotes: My father had bought him a shirtthat said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,have you seen my shotgun? My father had bought him a shirt
that said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun?
Tara Sivec quotes: I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you. I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.
Tara Sivec quotes: He wanted to drown in her and shout at the top of his lungs that she was his. It was always her, only her. He wanted to drown in her and shout at the top of his lungs that she was his. It was always her, only her.
Tara Sivec quotes: His voice made me want to take my pants off. Claire His voice made me want to take my pants off.
Claire
Tara Sivec quotes: Hey, maybe we can even convince her to slather some Three Musketeers on her vagina. We'll just tell her you have a Willy Wonka fetish, Hey, maybe we can even convince her to slather some Three Musketeers on her vagina. We'll just tell her you have a Willy Wonka fetish,
Tara Sivec quotes: My tits may be small, but they're deadly My tits may be small, but they're deadly
Tara Sivec quotes: I never should have left you. I'll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away. I never should have left you. I'll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.
Tara Sivec quotes: I feel like I'm in The Crying Game right now, Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head. I feel like I'm in The Crying Game right now, Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head.
Tara Sivec quotes: Will you stop calling it 'stalking'? That's such a harsh term. I prefer 'anonymous following. Will you stop calling it 'stalking'? That's such a harsh term. I prefer 'anonymous following.
Tara Sivec quotes: If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat. If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm sorry I went away, but I DID find my way back to you and I'm never fucking leaving again." ... "It's always been you. It will ALWAYS, only be I'm sorry I went away, but I DID find my way back to you and I'm never fucking leaving again." ... "It's always been you. It will ALWAYS, only be you,
Tara Sivec quotes: I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm sorry, what do you want to order?""A virgin. I want to order a virgin. I'm sorry, what do you want to order?"
"A virgin. I want to order a virgin.
Tara Sivec quotes: But if you were given the chance to go back, to tell the truth instead of lie to save someone's life and their feelings ... would you? But if you were given the chance to go back, to tell the truth instead of lie to save someone's life and their feelings ... would you?
Tara Sivec quotes: It's mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow.
Tara Sivec quotes: I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim. I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim.
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh my, did you have another accident? It's a good thing I made that urologist appointment, Oh my, did you have another accident? It's a good thing I made that urologist appointment,
Tara Sivec quotes: My dick instantly springs to life inside my jeans. I can't help it. When Lucy gets fired up, I get turned on. It's like some Pavlov's dog shit. My dick instantly springs to life inside my jeans. I can't help it. When Lucy gets fired up, I get turned on. It's like some Pavlov's dog shit.
Tara Sivec quotes: You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
Tara Sivec quotes: So, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down ... no, seriously, it is. Stop singing, you heartless bastards. I'm So, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down ... no, seriously, it is. Stop singing, you heartless bastards. I'm
Tara Sivec quotes: I don't give a fuck who can hear us, Garrett said angrily. This one's for me. I don't give a fuck who can hear us, Garrett said angrily. This one's for me.
Tara Sivec quotes: I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis. I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.
Tara Sivec quotes: God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch. God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.
Tara Sivec quotes: I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic
Tara Sivec quotes: Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth! Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth!
Tara Sivec quotes: I'd rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone. I'd rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.
Tara Sivec quotes: FUCK YOU, SAM I AM! FUCK YOU, SAM I AM!
Tara Sivec quotes: It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh shit, the jig is up! HIDE THE COOKIES! Oh shit, the jig is up! HIDE THE COOKIES!
Tara Sivec quotes: Moving a safe distance away from her, I curse Dominic the mother fucking donkey. Moving a safe distance away from her, I curse Dominic the mother fucking donkey.
Tara Sivec quotes: This is what you do to me, Layla. Every second I'm with within a hundred yards of you, I'm rockhard. This is what you do to me, Layla. Every second I'm with within a hundred yards of you, I'm rockhard.
Tara Sivec quotes: You spidermanned the one you love. You spidermanned the one you love.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it. It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.
Tara Sivec quotes: Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters. Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener. I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener.
Tara Sivec quotes: Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit. Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit.
Tara Sivec quotes: Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.
Tara Sivec quotes: It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth
Tara Sivec quotes: He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs. He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.
Tara Sivec quotes: I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you, I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you,
Tara Sivec quotes: I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself. I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself.
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle. Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.
Tara Sivec quotes: Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable. Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable.
Tara Sivec quotes: And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me. And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."
We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me.
Tara Sivec quotes: To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad. To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad.
Tara Sivec quotes: No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved. No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.
Tara Sivec quotes: Spitters are Quitters Spitters are Quitters
Tara Sivec quotes: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,
Tara Sivec quotes: I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato! I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato!
Tara Sivec quotes: You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day. You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day.
Tara Sivec quotes: You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go. You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go.
Tara Sivec quotes: Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything. I should put that on a t-shirt. Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
Tara Sivec quotes: Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready. Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready.
Tara Sivec quotes: Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol? Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?
Tara Sivec quotes: Monster. Help. Popsicle scary Monster. Help. Popsicle scary
Tara Sivec quotes: Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
Tara Sivec quotes: I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking. I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out. I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out.
Tara Sivec quotes: Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus
Tara Sivec quotes: If you ramble enough, people will think what you're saying is true, right? If you ramble enough, people will think what you're saying is true, right?
Tara Sivec quotes: Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper.
Tara Sivec quotes: Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again. Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again.
Tara Sivec quotes: Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it. Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.
Tara Sivec quotes: I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off. I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe. I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe.
Tara Sivec quotes: I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course. I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.
Tara Sivec quotes: Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard. Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I can.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look. I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Tara Sivec quotes: Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face. Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.
Tara Sivec quotes: There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you. There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you.
Tara Sivec quotes: This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide. This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide.
Tara Sivec quotes: He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you. He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you.
Tara Sivec quotes: I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four. I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.
Tara Sivec quotes: People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it. People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.
Tara Sivec quotes: Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch. I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.
Tara Sivec quotes: visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums. visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible. It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.
Tara Sivec quotes: They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary. They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary.
Tara Sivec quotes: Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream. Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream.
Tara Sivec quotes: I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under! I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under!
Tara Sivec quotes: Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say? Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say?
Tara Sivec quotes: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance.
Tara Sivec quotes: I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her. I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her.
Tara Sivec quotes: You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one. You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants. It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants.
Tara Sivec quotes: How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart? How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart?
Tara Sivec quotes: Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind. Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.
Tara Sivec quotes: I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice
Tara Sivec quotes: Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker. Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker.
Tara Sivec quotes: He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way. He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way.
Tara Sivec quotes: out on a limb to help me and I don't out on a limb to help me and I don't

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