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Tara Sivec quotes: Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper.
Tara Sivec quotes: Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus
Tara Sivec quotes: It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin
Tara Sivec quotes: I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking. I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.
Tara Sivec quotes: Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle. Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.
Tara Sivec quotes: No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved. No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.
Tara Sivec quotes: I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under! I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under!
Tara Sivec quotes: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch. I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.
Tara Sivec quotes: Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind. Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.
Tara Sivec quotes: I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look. I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Tara Sivec quotes: Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.
Tara Sivec quotes: Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard. Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses
Tara Sivec quotes: People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it. People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.
Tara Sivec quotes: Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.
Tara Sivec quotes: Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream. Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream.
Tara Sivec quotes: I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four. I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.
Tara Sivec quotes: He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you. He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you.
Tara Sivec quotes: This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide. This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide.
Tara Sivec quotes: There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you. There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you.
Tara Sivec quotes: Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face. Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.
Tara Sivec quotes: Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again. Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I can.
Tara Sivec quotes: I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course. I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe. I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe.
Tara Sivec quotes: I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off. I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.
Tara Sivec quotes: Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it. Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.
Tara Sivec quotes: out on a limb to help me and I don't out on a limb to help me and I don't
Tara Sivec quotes: He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way. He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way.
Tara Sivec quotes: Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker. Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker.
Tara Sivec quotes: How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart? How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart?
Tara Sivec quotes: It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants. It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants.
Tara Sivec quotes: I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her. I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her.
Tara Sivec quotes: Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say? Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say?
Tara Sivec quotes: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,
Tara Sivec quotes: They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary. They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary.
Tara Sivec quotes: It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible. It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.
Tara Sivec quotes: visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums. visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums.
Tara Sivec quotes: You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one. You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one.
Tara Sivec quotes: And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me. And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."
We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me.
Tara Sivec quotes: Spitters are Quitters Spitters are Quitters
Tara Sivec quotes: To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad. To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad.
Tara Sivec quotes: Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit. Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit.
Tara Sivec quotes: Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable. Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable.
Tara Sivec quotes: I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself. I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself.
Tara Sivec quotes: I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you, I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you,
Tara Sivec quotes: He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs. He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.
Tara Sivec quotes: It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth
Tara Sivec quotes: Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.
Tara Sivec quotes: I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato! I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato!
Tara Sivec quotes: You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day. You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day.
Tara Sivec quotes: You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go. You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go.
Tara Sivec quotes: Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything. I should put that on a t-shirt. Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
Tara Sivec quotes: Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready. Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready.
Tara Sivec quotes: Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol? Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?
Tara Sivec quotes: Monster. Help. Popsicle scary Monster. Help. Popsicle scary
Tara Sivec quotes: I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out. I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out.
Tara Sivec quotes: If you ramble enough, people will think what you're saying is true, right? If you ramble enough, people will think what you're saying is true, right?