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I'm going to kick down that fucking door at the end of the long, dark hallway and show everyone that I deserve the light.

Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough

Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice.
"I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you?

Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.

My father had bought him a shirt
that said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun?

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.

He wanted to drown in her and shout at the top of his lungs that she was his. It was always her, only her.

His voice made me want to take my pants off.
Claire

Hey, maybe we can even convince her to slather some Three Musketeers on her vagina. We'll just tell her you have a Willy Wonka fetish,

My tits may be small, but they're deadly

I never should have left you. I'll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.

I feel like I'm in The Crying Game right now, Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head.

Will you stop calling it 'stalking'? That's such a harsh term. I prefer 'anonymous following.

If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.

I'm sorry I went away, but I DID find my way back to you and I'm never fucking leaving again." ... "It's always been you. It will ALWAYS, only be you,

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!

I'm sorry, what do you want to order?"
"A virgin. I want to order a virgin.

But if you were given the chance to go back, to tell the truth instead of lie to save someone's life and their feelings ... would you?

It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow.

I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim.

Oh my, did you have another accident? It's a good thing I made that urologist appointment,

My dick instantly springs to life inside my jeans. I can't help it. When Lucy gets fired up, I get turned on. It's like some Pavlov's dog shit.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.

So, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down ... no, seriously, it is. Stop singing, you heartless bastards. I'm

I don't give a fuck who can hear us, Garrett said angrily. This one's for me.

I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.

God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.

I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic

Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth!

I'd rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.

FUCK YOU, SAM I AM!

It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up

Oh shit, the jig is up! HIDE THE COOKIES!

Moving a safe distance away from her, I curse Dominic the mother fucking donkey.

This is what you do to me, Layla. Every second I'm with within a hundred yards of you, I'm rockhard.

You spidermanned the one you love.

It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.

Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters.

I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener.

Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit.

Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth

He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.

I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you,

I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself.

Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.

Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable.

And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."
We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me.

To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad.

No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.

Spitters are Quitters

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,

I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato!

You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day.

You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go.

Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.

Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready.

Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?

Monster. Help. Popsicle scary

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.

I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.

It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin

I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out.

Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus

If you ramble enough, people will think what you're saying is true, right?

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper.

Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again.

Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.

I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.

I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe.

I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.

Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard.

I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I can.

It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.

There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you.

This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide.

He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you.

I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.

People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.

Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.

I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.

visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums.

It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.

They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary.

Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream.

I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under!

Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say?

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance.

I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her.

You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one.

It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants.

How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart?

Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.

I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice

Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker.

He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way.

out on a limb to help me and I don't