Spike Milligan Quotes
Top 74 wise famous quotes and sayings by Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Spike Milligan on Wise Famous Quotes.
There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin.
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
If a robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all heaven in a rage,
How feels heaven when
Dies the billionth battery hen?
Puts all heaven in a rage,
How feels heaven when
Dies the billionth battery hen?
With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.