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Spider Robinson quotes: It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

Spider Robinson quotes: Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

Spider Robinson quotes: You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Spider Robinson quotes: A beginning is the end of something, always.

A beginning is the end of something, always.

Spider Robinson quotes: I'm going to live forever, or die trying !

I'm going to live forever, or die trying !

Spider Robinson quotes: Euphemisms are for the differently brained.

Euphemisms are for the differently brained.

Spider Robinson quotes: Shared pain is lessened.Shared joy is increased.Thus we refute entropy.

Shared pain is lessened.
Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy.

Spider Robinson quotes: Perhaps you've heard the one about the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. I

Perhaps you've heard the one about the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. I

Spider Robinson quotes: Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done, I find being 'inhuman' a compliment.

Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment.

Spider Robinson quotes: There's nothing in the human heart or mind, no place no matter how twisted or secret, that can't be endured - if you have someone to share it with.

There's nothing in the human heart or mind, no place no matter how twisted or secret, that can't be endured - if you have someone to share it with.

Spider Robinson quotes: One of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever p**s one off.

One of the secret masters of
the world: a librarian. They
control information. Don't ever p**s one off.

Spider Robinson quotes: Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile.

Spider Robinson quotes: Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.

Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.

Spider Robinson quotes: Hey Jake. I got an idea.''Be gentle with it,' the Doc grinned. 'It's in a strange place.

Hey Jake. I got an idea.'
'Be gentle with it,' the Doc grinned. 'It's in a strange place.

Spider Robinson quotes: ...I know good design when I fail to trip over it.

...I know good design when I fail to trip over it.

Spider Robinson quotes: Callahan's Law:Shared pain is lessened;Shared joy is increased.

Callahan's Law:
Shared pain is lessened;
Shared joy is increased.

Spider Robinson quotes: If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

Spider Robinson quotes: Sexual intercourse vests no property rights.

Sexual intercourse vests no property rights.

Spider Robinson quotes: It's always coldest before the warm.

It's always coldest before the warm.

Spider Robinson quotes: We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Spider Robinson quotes: Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.

Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.

Spider Robinson quotes: And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

Spider Robinson quotes: Time didn't pass; it tailgated.

Time didn't pass; it tailgated.

Spider Robinson quotes: Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Spider Robinson quotes: God is an iron ... and that's a hot one.

God is an iron ... and that's a hot one.

Spider Robinson quotes: Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speakhuman, not the other way around.

Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speak
human, not the other way around.

Spider Robinson quotes: anger is always fear in disguise

anger is always fear in disguise

Spider Robinson quotes: If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour ofHeaven first ...

If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of
Heaven first ...

Spider Robinson quotes: honesty is hard work.

honesty is hard work.

Spider Robinson quotes: The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

Spider Robinson quotes: Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Spider Robinson quotes: I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass.

I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass.

Spider Robinson quotes: Art takes whatever - and as long as - it takes.

Art takes whatever - and as long as - it takes.

Spider Robinson quotes: Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.

Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky.

Spider Robinson quotes: it's better than a stick in the eye

it's better than a stick in the eye

Spider Robinson quotes: Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed,

Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed,

Spider Robinson quotes: Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

Spider Robinson quotes: Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

Spider Robinson quotes: Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.

Spider Robinson quotes: Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Spider Robinson quotes: He smiled like a sun lamp.

He smiled like a sun lamp.

Spider Robinson quotes: To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.

To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.