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I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal.

Most of my work is, I get an idea, and, with the help of Wikipedia, I can write. I don't have to leave my apartment.

The trick to surviving with low funds is to not have such high standards.

I spend long, long time in shoe box.

Dreams were invented by Angels to test out their beta programs.

At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny.

There were a lot of fun things to do in heaven. But none were as thrilling as what you could do on Earth.

There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren't.