Rick Reilly Quotes

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

A man is more than his failings.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.