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Flash 'em the sass before you flash 'em the ass.

Love is being accepted and adored for who you are, scars and all

I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

I hate idiots. There's a difference. It's not my fault a great majority of them in this world happen to be male.

I'd be honored to try marriage with you - " Jack smiles. "- you big stupid idiot.

Anyway, I like you but you're ruining my life. Bye.

Why do I feel the sudden urge to perform violence on your face?

Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?"
"You're not British, Isis," Naomi says.
"I can be things," I insist.

Everything else can roast in Satan's left armpit!

I used to not be into clothes. It's hard to be into clothes when the only thing people see about you is the fat, not the fashion.

It comes true because we're wise, dear.

Hiding is for babies. And ninjas.

Imagine having sex with a vampire."
"Imagine going to church and praying to your lord and savior," I offer.

You like it. Knowing things about people. It makes you feel powerful.

They judge with their eyes alone. There is nothing wrong with you. There is something very wrong with them.

I'm surrounded by people here, but I'm completely alone

Greedy to make things better for those you love. That isn't greed at all. That is ... well ... love. And love is always noble.

Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab.

And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous. Jack has no such excuse.

Let's go. We have to confront her."
I scoff. "Confront her? That's a little mild, don't you think? I'm going to rip her tits off.

The words are holloew. But that's okay. Most things are, these days.

Life is too long to be sad.

I want you, Isis. Not as a friend. Not as an enemy. But as the most beautiful girl I've ever known.

Dad," I whine. "My friend died and I gotta go kick life in the nuts.

Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.

It indebts me to them. I abhor the feeling of being indebted to anyone.

I'm all about that shit."
Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown.
"I'm all about that poop," I correct delicately.

I'll text if there's issues. Tissues. Not tissues, tissues are disgusting and so are issues.

I'm not the princess, I'm the goddamn dragon, and you can't seem to see that.

I wake up i Satan's butthole.

You try to. You try to stop all these injustices, and save people from them. But you never try to save yourself

But this boy. This stupid, wonderful boy just might be worth it.

Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular.

There's no real value in being happy.
There's no value in something that doesn't last.

Most things that pop into my head are really weird, like that one time when I thought about Shrek in Victoria's Secret underwear.

The only one who's worthy of defeating me is me! Feeling

Sin on a hot biscuit.

Jack doesn't give a jackshit about me. No, wait, I got that backwards. I don't give a jackshit about Jack the Shit.

You're the most confusing girl I've ever met." "Yeah." I smile. "Not sorry." "Good.

Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I don't cry and the don't-cry times are somehow worse than the crying ones.

She looks like an inbred Pomeranian on her best days.

I will be the silent protector Gotham Kayla needs

You never get used to being slotted into a giant doughnut's vagina.

When things get hard, people leave

I love you," I blurt. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for saying it, but I love you.

I've kept it inside this long. I can do it for a lot longer. Because I'm strong.

Two closets wait to be filled with shoes or condoms or failed exams or whatever else college kids fill empty spaces with. Broken dreams, maybe.

Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.

I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder.

My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.

I'm going to the library to taunt an animal dumber than me. Boys count.

She smells like coconut and the tears of every boy who will never have a chance with her.

Just one punch. In the eyeball. With a spoon.

Dying before you pay someone back is just plain rude.