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Samantha Bee quotes: I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

Samantha Bee quotes: I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

Samantha Bee quotes: I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

Samantha Bee quotes: It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

Samantha Bee quotes: I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

Samantha Bee quotes: A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

Samantha Bee quotes: Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.

Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.

Samantha Bee quotes: It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

Samantha Bee quotes: There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

Samantha Bee quotes: You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Samantha Bee quotes: I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Samantha Bee quotes: I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

Samantha Bee quotes: I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Samantha Bee quotes: Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Samantha Bee quotes: Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

Samantha Bee quotes: The best part about poker is there's no down side.

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Samantha Bee quotes: I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

Samantha Bee quotes: It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

Samantha Bee quotes: I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

Samantha Bee quotes: If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

Samantha Bee quotes: Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Samantha Bee quotes: It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

Samantha Bee quotes: I am a cookbook fanatic.

I am a cookbook fanatic.

Samantha Bee quotes: Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Samantha Bee quotes: I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

Samantha Bee quotes: It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.