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Sam Lipsyte quotes: We are spawn of woodland apes. No code has been undone. Neither faith nor reason will deliver us. We must look to the trees.

We are spawn of woodland apes. No code has been undone. Neither faith nor reason will deliver us. We must look to the trees.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I wanted to have friends from all over the world in the way of a man who has no friends.

I wanted to have friends from all over the world in the way of a man who has no friends.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I looked for Gary in all of the Gary places, but I was too early. These places were all haunted by the future of Gary.

I looked for Gary in all of the Gary places, but I was too early. These places were all haunted by the future of Gary.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.

Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.

Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends.

The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.

You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: There is nothing quite like the controlled burn of Eugene Marten's prose. Waste is an exhilarating and unnerving piece of fiction.

There is nothing quite like the controlled burn of Eugene Marten's prose. Waste is an exhilarating and unnerving piece of fiction.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Everything's weird if you stare at it.

Everything's weird if you stare at it.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I was glad I'd remembered to shucksify my vocabulary in the company of children.

I was glad I'd remembered to shucksify my vocabulary in the company of children.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Why do you think posers pose? Because they want to be invited to the dominion of the real. And they know their very desire for it disqualifies them.

Why do you think posers pose? Because they want to be invited to the dominion of the real. And they know their very desire for it disqualifies them.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: You can't go walking through Mordor in naught but your skin.

You can't go walking through Mordor in naught but your skin.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.

She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: They weren't like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.

They weren't like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?

You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?

Sam Lipsyte quotes: The Brit's eyes had this pucker of awful witness.

The Brit's eyes had this pucker of awful witness.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.

This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: His eyes had the ebb of his liver in them and he bore the air of a man who looks right at you and only sees the last of himself.

His eyes had the ebb of his liver in them and he bore the air of a man who looks right at you and only sees the last of himself.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much of what I know is common knowledge.

I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much of what I know is common knowledge.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It's fucking spherical, Catamounts.

Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?
It's fucking spherical, Catamounts.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Stuff me in a tutu and let's screen experimental videos all day.

Stuff me in a tutu and let's screen experimental videos all day.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: It was early, late, lockjaw hour.

It was early, late, lockjaw hour.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: People gave names to things so they could tell stories about them, goddam fairy tales about children who got out alive.

People gave names to things so they could tell stories about them, goddam fairy tales about children who got out alive.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: The newspaper Hilda gets delivered would call me evil. The one I buy on the corner would say it's more complicated than that.

The newspaper Hilda gets delivered would call me evil. The one I buy on the corner would say it's more complicated than that.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.

We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: No emotion or insight is too small to inflict on the world. Let it all fly. Don't let it eat you from the inside.

No emotion or insight is too small to inflict on the world. Let it all fly. Don't let it eat you from the inside.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: If you flowed without incident or complaint through the global circuitry of want.

If you flowed without incident or complaint through the global circuitry of want.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.

Sam Lipsyte quotes: Write what you know. Write what you don't know. But most of all, write what you'd rather not know.

Write what you know. Write what you don't know. But most of all, write what you'd rather not know.