Parked Car Quotes

It's hard to steer a parked car. — Jim Elliot

He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out. — Karen Joy Fowler

In America, a pedestrian is someone who has just parked their car. — Tom Vanderbilt

It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving. — Henrietta Mears

So I was startled when Parker lifted me into his arms and strode out of the room and to a car parked right outside. — Rochelle Paige

One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk. — Enrique Penalosa

Dogs don't bark at cars that are parked! — Ken Blackwell

Dogs don't bark at parked cars. — Lynne Cheney

Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving. — T.D. Jakes

Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet. — David Samuels

The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car. — Stephen Hawking

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. — Max Lucado

We walk quickly, hurrying to the car parked on Ainslie. — Mary Kubica

I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!" — Chino XL

God can't drive a parked car. — Joyce Meyer

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house. — Doug Stanhope

I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car. — Bruce Springsteen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone ... when I came back the entire area was missing ... — Steven Wright

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. — Evan Davis

they should invent a car that stays cool inside when it is parked — R.L. Stine

Consistency was a matter of style and values-not where you parked your car. — Julian Assange