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Sam Levenson quotes: Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Sam Levenson quotes: You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what. You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
Sam Levenson quotes: When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points. When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.
Sam Levenson quotes: Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does. Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
Sam Levenson quotes: The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
Sam Levenson quotes: The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Sam Levenson quotes: I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up. I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
Sam Levenson quotes: Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
Sam Levenson quotes: Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Sam Levenson quotes: The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Sam Levenson quotes: You can't start at the top. You can't start at the top.
Sam Levenson quotes: If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Sam Levenson quotes: The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
Sam Levenson quotes: It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
Sam Levenson quotes: It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Sam Levenson quotes: Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself. Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson quotes: The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
Sam Levenson quotes: Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Sam Levenson quotes: At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
Sam Levenson quotes: We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
Sam Levenson quotes: It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
Sam Levenson quotes: Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
Sam Levenson quotes: One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
Sam Levenson quotes: Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
Sam Levenson quotes: Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Sam Levenson quotes: Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
Sam Levenson quotes: The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor." The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
Sam Levenson quotes: Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson quotes: You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Sam Levenson quotes: If you want to kill time, try working it to death. If you want to kill time, try working it to death.
Sam Levenson quotes: Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Sam Levenson quotes: Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Sam Levenson quotes: Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Sam Levenson quotes: Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
Sam Levenson quotes: The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Sam Levenson quotes: There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
Sam Levenson quotes: Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
Sam Levenson quotes: I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson quotes: When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
Sam Levenson quotes: The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
Sam Levenson quotes: If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson quotes: The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average. The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
Sam Levenson quotes: How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know.
Sam Levenson quotes: We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
Sam Levenson quotes: If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
Sam Levenson quotes: More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
Sam Levenson quotes: I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Sam Levenson quotes: People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

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