S.L.J. Shortt Quotes

Top 13 wise famous quotes and sayings by S.L.J. Shortt

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S.L.J. Shortt quotes: God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy? God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Cass, I know you're only trying to help but I will stab you in your face. Cass, I know you're only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower! My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet. We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!""It seemed like a good idea at the time ... ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time ...
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!""When you say it like that it sounds bad ... You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!"
"When you say it like that it sounds bad ...
S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous! Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!