Russell Howard Quotes
Top 19 wise famous quotes and sayings by Russell Howard
Russell Howard Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Russell Howard on Wise Famous Quotes.
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'
Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.