Ron Shock Quotes

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

I'm an orator, a raconteur.

Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.

I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.

There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.

I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.

I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do.

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.