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It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive.

Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

Being patted is what it is all about.

Cats don't like change without their consent.

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.